1. Bathroom scale (how the devil did I gain weight without toast, pasta, or maple nut scones?)
2. Pretty, comfy shoes
3. Margarita mix
4. Acne soap (how the devil did I get zits at my age without pizza, toast, or maple nut scones?
5. Bananas and almond butter; yogurt and cocoa powder
6. A blender I can clean in thirty seconds without using a laser
7. Prettier underwear
8. A bigger fridge for all those fruits and vegetables and fruits and vegetables
9. Interesting make-up to try on while I’m nibbling weird rice crackers
10. A drive-up coffee shop so I don’t see all those scones
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